Yesterday
My piece o´shit bicycle broke when I was riding home from the beach yesterday.
No, I´m not kidding.
The chain snapped like a rubberband when I was peddling uphill. I had to walk all the way home... and the pedal kept scratching the back of my leg. Grrr...
Today
Magic elves came and fixed the chain on my bike! I left it outside (kind of hoping it would get stolen) with its busted chain last night. I woke up this morning and there is was -- sparkling (sorta of) and fully functioning!
Mi Madre
Is awesome. Unbeknownst to me, she took my bike to the motorcycle mechanic two blocks away (I don´t even know when). The dude fixed it for 50 cents. FIFTY CENTS. Bicycle is repaired. Woot!
Susanna, mi madre, is like an elf, herself. I never see her eat or sleep or cook or clean, yet when I walk in the door there is always food on the table. My bed gets made and the house is always supremely clean. I cannot find any trace of illegal substances, so my conclusion is that she either has an invisible staff... or uses voodoo magic.
My piece o´shit bicycle broke when I was riding home from the beach yesterday.
No, I´m not kidding.
The chain snapped like a rubberband when I was peddling uphill. I had to walk all the way home... and the pedal kept scratching the back of my leg. Grrr...
Today
Magic elves came and fixed the chain on my bike! I left it outside (kind of hoping it would get stolen) with its busted chain last night. I woke up this morning and there is was -- sparkling (sorta of) and fully functioning!
Mi Madre
Is awesome. Unbeknownst to me, she took my bike to the motorcycle mechanic two blocks away (I don´t even know when). The dude fixed it for 50 cents. FIFTY CENTS. Bicycle is repaired. Woot!
Susanna, mi madre, is like an elf, herself. I never see her eat or sleep or cook or clean, yet when I walk in the door there is always food on the table. My bed gets made and the house is always supremely clean. I cannot find any trace of illegal substances, so my conclusion is that she either has an invisible staff... or uses voodoo magic.
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